Ah yes, finally. My quick wit and my mothers strenuous desire for me to do something with my average-ness have brought me here. Despite my reputation for living abroad so many years and moving around every time my parents get a hot flash, there is nothing that makes me, Anahita Nagpal, particularly stand out. That’s what I’m doing here. So, excuse my suckiness. I’m just trying to figure out what I want to do with my expensive private school education before I turn 40.